Aiden was learning about stranger danger and came home to tell me "I didn't even know you weren't supposed to talk to strangers. I do it all the time."
So ... what are you aiming to steal? Artwork? Furniture? Now that they know it's coming, it will make it harder ... but you can still do it. No worries.
Once Peyton told her teacher that her Dad does drugs. This came after they had done the drug talk and about how drinking alcohol was a drug too. Luckily the teacher wasn't an alarmist.
That's awesome. I love it. Has he found any Aunt Lisa shorts?
Your story reminded me of the time the boys I was nannying told their devout Catholic grandmother that we were praying for them because I had told them she didn't know Jesus and was going you know where. She was understandably extremely upset, and when it got back to me I was too. Especially because I never said anything of the kind. It took her a long time to believe that I thought well of her and that I wasn't worried about her afterlife plans. =) Children. Sometimes you want to put a stamp on their bums and mail them to the grandparents, and the next second you want to scoop them up and cover them in kisses.
GRAY. I love it. I'll bail you out of jail, no worries.
ReplyDeleteHAHA!!!! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteROFL oh my word TOOOOOO funny!
ReplyDeleteThat. Is hilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! ;)
ReplyDeleteoh i want to meet your kid. ;)
ReplyDelete(P.S. got your email: just over 2 hours. Lets do it.)
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HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAiden was learning about stranger danger and came home to tell me "I didn't even know you weren't supposed to talk to strangers. I do it all the time."
I surely hope you told your teacher that Aiden...
You do seem kind of dangerous and clepto-like. :)
ReplyDeleteI truly hope you discovered this information from your boy and not from your neighbor's worried questioning!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, LOL Funny!!!
ReplyDeleteHee! Well now you're totally ruined for that neighbourhood. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my! That's too funny! (On this side at least...) ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha, oh dear -- cute though ;)
ReplyDeleteOh I just love this guy!!! He is totally hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! That's all kinds of hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI was drinking coffee as I read this post.. and... yeah, I am cleaning up coffee now - ThankYouVeryMuch! LOLLOLLOLLOL
ReplyDeleteSo ... what are you aiming to steal? Artwork? Furniture? Now that they know it's coming, it will make it harder ... but you can still do it. No worries.
ReplyDelete*grin*
awesome.
ReplyDeleteO that is too much. I saw right through you the whole time, though. Figured something criminal was going on behind the scenes. ;)
ReplyDeletewhoa! srsly awkward! :)
ReplyDeleteOnce Peyton told her teacher that her Dad does drugs. This came after they had done the drug talk and about how drinking alcohol was a drug too. Luckily the teacher wasn't an alarmist.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Love it! Kids are hysterical!
ReplyDeleteLOL wha!?
ReplyDeleteGray sure does keep life interesting! What books have you been reading at bedtime? Bonnie & Clyde?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I love it. Has he found any Aunt Lisa shorts?
ReplyDeleteYour story reminded me of the time the boys I was nannying told their devout Catholic grandmother that we were praying for them because I had told them she didn't know Jesus and was going you know where. She was understandably extremely upset, and when it got back to me I was too. Especially because I never said anything of the kind. It took her a long time to believe that I thought well of her and that I wasn't worried about her afterlife plans. =) Children. Sometimes you want to put a stamp on their bums and mail them to the grandparents, and the next second you want to scoop them up and cover them in kisses.
I love him.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they knew he was being a jokester, right?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, maybe they have some good stuff. Just kidding... ;-P
Did he say what you were planning to steal?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you have a good relationship with your neighbours (it sounds like anyway)...
Ha! The things kids say!
ReplyDeleteDo you know your neighbors well?
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