Jamming the plunger in the overflowing toilet, splashing onto my bathroom floor (yes that bathroom) I was marveling at my glamorous life.
I never ever wear Crocs, like haven't in at least a year, and I wore them today. Came in handy during that bathroom bit.
Gray uses a third of a roll of toilet paper when he pees. And he's a boy.
He also got chased by the tiniest dog you've ever seen in a pink terry cloth halter dress at the farmer's market. You would have thought he was going to die. Later we saw an even tinier dog in a rugby shirt.
There is like, not one room NOT ONE ROOM in my house right now that is even a wee bit tidy. I don't even know where to start.
I would pay a hundred dollars if someone would come over and let me nap right now. I'm not even kidding.
What would I really see if I peeked in your windows right now?