So I just have the box and receipt- you think I need the sticks, too?
Yeah. They might need to see that they're blank.
But I peed on them! And I left them at home.
We can go back for them.
You really think I need them?
Just in case.
And so we went home and I got my broken sticks wrapped in Kleenex and put them back in the box.
In the parking lot as we were walking in I found this decorative wooden ball thing that someone must have dropped and I was all maybe I can distract them by turning in this object I found and they won't notice I'm taking back a used pregnancy test!
But it was much ado about nothing.
Albeit a little uncomfortable, the girl took back my test with the used sticks inside and gave me my money back, no problem.
I was like, you're going to keep it?
And she was like, yes.
Then she pointed out the lot number so that I don't buy from the same batch and I said I think I'm going to get a totally different brand.
Oh, and the new test I bought was not broken and I am not pregnant.