After waiting too long in a too long line at McDonald's this morning they proceeded to be out of everything I order. How can they not have bagels or hashbrowns or biscuits? The only thing out of my children's mouths come sung to the tune of a whine. And so far every person that I've responded to in email is not getting my email today. Surprise surprise even Twitter isn't working. Or maybe it is now. But it won't be later. Sheesh I have the grumpies.
The kids play outside with water guns. They come inside for a snack. They go back outside to ride bikes. Then imagine a revolving door as they come in and out and in and out for one thing or another. I'm just not into it today, and find myself a much stubbier, rounder version of Heidi Klum warning either you in or you out. I even do it in the German accent. And I have the bangs. And shoes.
But other than that I am Irritable Mom. Please don't mess with me. It won't be pretty.