January 17, 2008

Of Course

I was tagged for this Meme of 5 Courses by Naomi (aka Superdumb Supervillain.)

Here's what you have to do: Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It’s more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you’d also like to take. Tag five.

The class I'd like to take with Naomi would be her
Raising a Mama's Boy (prerequisites: Separation Anxiety and Babywearing 101) How to deal with an infant who won't let you put him down. Ever.

And for me we'd have to expand that one to toddlers as well.

Here are my other course suggestions:

Shopping For Moms
Going beyond the Target clearance racks and into stores that sell only clothes. For women. And for your age.

Laundry Excavation & Cultivation
Mapping your way around the inside of the laundry mound and how to keep it from multiplying. Supplies needed: protective goggles, mask, & flashlight, and in some cases, a flare. Second semester bonus- Kitchen Sink Excavation & Cultivation.

Sleep: It's Really More Important Than Blogging Even Though You Beg To Differ
In this class all you will be required to do is sleep. It's much more difficult than it looks.

When Will You Ever Learn?
Topics covered include keeping the crayons away from toddlers near walls, the chocolate away from toddlers wearing dress clothes, and cosmetics away from toddlers, period.

I'd like to tag these bloggers I know in real life:
Crooked Eyebrow
I Should Be Folding Laundry
M.O.M. On A Mission
The Kelloggs v.3.4
To Think Is To Create


  1. "...in some cases, a flare"

    OMG, you crack me up! HA!

  2. hey, that is a cool meme! I love your courses. I love your sense of humor, you don't need a class for humor obviously :)

  3. I'm signing up for the sleep one!

  4. I totally need to sign up for "Raising a mama's boy" and the shopping one!!!!

  5. Ooh, the shopping one is good. I was in Target yesterday and had to admit to myself that an empire waisted babydoll mini probably isn't my best choice anymore. Especially since I'd have to get an XXL in jr sizes to accommodate my infant nursing bosom... ha!

  6. Ok, I would like to sign up for "When Will You Ever Learn".


  7. May I join the laundry crash course?

  8. You have such a creative imagination.

  9. Oooo, I need to take the Laudry class. My hubby spent 3 hours the other day trying to dig us out and there is plenty more to do.

    I guess that's what you get when you have 5 kids...

  10. How did you know that half my makeup has been flushed.

    On my Christmas list (and that I got!), a Sephora Makeup trunk that locks. hee hee

  11. Sign me up for raising a mamas boy.

  12. Too funny! How about a course on surviving nursing diets. We could call it "Life without Pizza. It's Possible."


  13. Who would think blogging is more important than sleep? . . . he wrote at a quarter to midnight. :) Nice list.

  14. This is too funny Steph.
    I like the "when will you ever learn"

    Who makes up these tags?

  15. :)
    I tagged you too... I still have been suffering from poor internet connection, and I am so behind on blogging...

  16. I went to Target today and thought of you. Not in a stalker-ish way, just in a "I wonder what Steph bought on clearance at Target this week" way... :)

  17. I love your classes! But I beg to differ about sleep being more important than blogging.
    HOw on earth can we keep make-up away from toddlers???? I have 7 kids and haven't mastered that one yet. Or the pens, markers, crayons and pencils that write on the walls. Or their bodies. Or the couch. Or the dresser.

    I need that class.

  18. ooooooooooh these are good!! I'd like to enroll in them all and I'd like to sign up for each and every sleep class. ;)


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