Me: Carter, why are you yelling?!
Carter: Because Noah called me a stinky shoe.
Later that day...
Me: Carter, WHY are you CRYING?
Carter: Noah called me a boy!
And then there’s Noah...
Me: Noah, what are you doing to the baby?
Noah: I am pretending to be a big steak.
Me: Pretending to be a big steak?!
Noah: I’m just pretending. Imagination, Mommy. (said like: DUH!)