Me: Carter, why are you yelling?!
Carter: Because Noah called me a stinky shoe.
Later that day...
Me: Carter, WHY are you CRYING?
Carter: Noah called me a boy!
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And then there’s Noah...
Me: Noah, what are you doing to the baby?
Noah: I am pretending to be a big steak.
Me: Pretending to be a big steak?!
Noah: I’m just pretending. Imagination, Mommy. (said like: DUH!)
They really are too much! Can you imagine when Gray can chime in too?!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled on your blog tonight and had to laugh! I was just talking about this with a friend this morning. I have so many times turned my head just to get my giggles out of the way so I can keep my stern face on! And there's also the... "Just because I've got my camera out and I'm taking a picture of this right now does NOT mean that you are NOT in trouble! This is for later when you are not in trouble anymore, and I want a picture to remember what happened!"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, stop by and "meet" me sometime-- you can find me at laughterthoughts.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI'll bookmark you and drop in again!:-)
I'm especially ineffective with my mean mom face when it's dh who's dealing with the kids. He fusses at me because he can't really discipline them if I'm right behind him snickering and giggling.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! I really wish that I had blogged when my kids were that age. I remember all those hysterical things they'd say. What fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL that is too funny, I know I really have to practice that face too. I'm terrible at keeping a straight face.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby and I cover our mouths so often when discipling for naughty talk. It can be too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is just too funny! Its so hard to be stern when you can barely not laugh!
ReplyDeleteThat is too much! I especially like the one about being called a boy... the horror! :) I look forward to these funny little anecdotes -- so precious!
ReplyDeleteWhen you find that mean mom mask, market it and sell it! You would be RICH!!!
ReplyDeleteKids say the darndest things. Those were really cute.
aaawwwww..... come on... THAT'S funny! But I sooo hear you! If ou do invent that mask, lemme know. I'm so buying it!
ReplyDeleteOk -- now that I have my act/mind together, I can mention how much I laughed at "stinky shoe". HA!!
ReplyDeleteDid you get THIS one??? :) HEE HEE
Those are too funny!!! I miss the days when SloMo said silly things like that! She's now getting into the tween stages where's she "cool." I can't wait for the Bean to start talking!!
ReplyDeleteThat is just too funny!!
ReplyDeleteLOL sounds like my daughter when I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm concentrating on making a mess" LOL Really?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI am so happy you write this stuff down for our amusement and your family's later amusement! So cute!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, a stinky shoe? oh, that's just precious :)
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of pretending to be a 'big steak'. Those little guys are comedy gold.