May 27, 2006

I'm Crusty GizzardFace

Yes, I am on a silly streak. It's the only thing keeping me sane lately, er, um, unless this is a sign...?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The bad Professor forces everyone to assume new names......


Be sure to tell us your new name in the comments below. Have fun!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup

d = gadget
e = crusty

f = greasy
g = fluffy

h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim

j = stinky
k = flunky

l = boobie
m = pinky

n = zippy
o = goober

p = doofus
q = slimy

r = loopy
s = snotty

t = tootie
u = dorkey

v = squeezit
w = oprah

x = skipper
y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple

b = toilet
c = giggle

d = burger
e = girdle

f = barf
g = lizard

h = waffle
i = cootie

j = monkey
k = potty

l = liver
m = banana

n = rhino
o = bubble

p = hamster
q = toad

r = gizzard
s = pizza

t = gerbil
u = chicken

v = pickle
w = chuckle

x = tofu
y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head

b = mouth
c = face

d = nose
e = tush

f = breath
g = pants

h = shorts
i = lips

j = honker
k = butt

l = brain
m = tushie

n = chunks
o = hiney

p = biscuits
q = toes

r = buns
s = fanny

t = sniffer
u = sprinkles

v = kisser
w = squirt

x = humperdinck
y = brains

z = juice


7 comments:

  1. Hee! These are always fun to do.

    Yours truly,

    Buttercup Cootielips

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  2. Zippy Cootiebrain, here! How fun is that?!? :-)

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  3. No one needs to leave the house if their name is "Boobie BubbleBuns"...

    ...do you know how much it costs to get a name change?? ;)

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  4. I should add that the rest of the GizzardFace family consists of : Greasy, two Poopsie's, and a Loopy!

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  5. This is hilariously GROSS!!!!
    Kisses & love from yours truly,
    Snotty Gerbil-Sprinkles

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