The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The bad Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Be sure to tell us your new name in the comments below. Have fun!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Loopy Gizzard-Biscuits
ReplyDeleteHee! These are always fun to do.
ReplyDeleteYours truly,
Buttercup Cootielips
Poopsie Bubble Tush here.
ReplyDeleteZippy Cootiebrain, here! How fun is that?!? :-)
ReplyDeleteNo one needs to leave the house if their name is "Boobie BubbleBuns"...
ReplyDelete...do you know how much it costs to get a name change?? ;)
I should add that the rest of the GizzardFace family consists of : Greasy, two Poopsie's, and a Loopy!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilariously GROSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteKisses & love from yours truly,
Snotty Gerbil-Sprinkles